What Planet Am I On?

Just out of curiosity, anybody know why I would need the weather report for Mars? I’m just curious because apparently that is one more service that Environment Canada is now supplying. Did we claim rights to Mars and it is now Canadian soil or something?

As well, what on earth did spammers sell before Viagra? Oh great, I just put ‘Viagra’ in my post and now I’m going to be deleting spam for this post from now until the cows come home.

And considering I have no cows, that could be a very, very long time.