Slobber is the New Black
For all you fashionistas, this just in: Slobber is the new black. Yes, you heard me correctly.
My daughter (age five) was playing a slobber game this weekend with one of my husband’s friends and for whatever reason, she decided to declare slobber as the new black. And yes, I just about peed my pants laughing when she declared this in a very serious manner after her slobber game was called to an end.
I also almost peed myself when she told another of my husband’s friends that ’she was pretty confident’ about something or other. He informed her that she was ‘too young to use words like confident’. Her reply: ‘Goo goo, ga ga’. Timing is everything. So is the immediate location of washrooms.
