Party Time

I went to an Arbonne party last night. (Makeup and other face stuff.) I am realising that I am one of those people at parties like this who just can’t keep my yap shut. I have a ‘funny’ comment for everything. I mean, come on. You just told me most other makeup manufacturers use things like cow urine in their products. Do you seriously expect me not to make faces and silly comments?

So, I’m the smart ass in the room. You can imagine what I was like at the sex toy party. Dear lord. But oh my god, most of us haven’t laughed like that in a Loooooong time. At least 6 inches, oops, I mean months.

So, apparently people think I’m funny at these things. Maybe that’s why they ask me even though I don’t buy stuff.