The First Five Pages: Comparison Some More

January 15th, 2008–The First Five Pages: Comparison Some More
Why didn’t anyone ever tell me comparison could be so much fun? I am now comparing new desks to the president’s motorcade and taking tequila shots to, well…here:

She licked the salt off the back of her hand like it was ground up glass, knocked back the shot of tequila as if it were poison and bit and sucked the slice of lemon as if it were a week-old rat carcass.

So…that’s disgusting. I’m not sure what I will do with it, but it was fun. Fun enough to pull me out of bed to write it down when I was trying to fall asleep last night.

Now I wonder why I had that weird dream about drunk rats…?